This is absolutely fantastic.
natural selection at work
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
This polar bear had a busy day at the Flood Wall Street demonstrations. He protested for action on climate change, befriended a pair of Captains Planet, did some media interviews and eventually got himself arrested, all in the name of stopping global warming.
(Photos: Bryan Thomas/Getty Images, Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty, Andrew Kelly/EPA, Seth Wenig/AP)
which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
Burning Ammonium Dichromate
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell
Tom Felton and Emma Watson talk about the scene in which Hermione punches Draco.
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do